Ok i don’t know where to start so I’m going to start as to reason why Blair shouldn’t even go there.
- Dan has hated her since forever
- She has hated Dan since forever.
- It is all Dan’s fault that Blair and Chuck didn’t get back together for a number of reasons:
- If he never had serena sleep over…
(Source: xoxohayleeyandgg)
| Friend: | I miss my boyfriend |
|---|---|
| Me: | So do I |
| Friend: | He calls me princess |
| Me: | He calls me fan |
| Me: | Sometimes fans like plural |
| Me: | So he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like "I love you too boo." |
| Friend: |
| dramione fanfic: | Hermione had matured a lot in the past year - |
|---|---|
| me: | HER HAIR IS NO LONGER BUSHY |
| me: | TAMED INTO CHESTNUT CURLS |
| me: | SOFT AND SILKY |
| dramione fanfic: | uh... uhm... |
| dramione fanfic: | Draco looked into her eyes and she couldn't help but notice - |
| me: | HIS QUIDDITCH TONED ABS |
| me: | PLATINUM BLONDE HAIR |
| me: | STORMY GREY EYES THAT DARKENED AT THE SIGHT OF HER |
| dramione fanfic: | |
| dramione fanfic: | It was another Yule ball - |
| me: | HERMIONE IS WEARING GREEN |
| dramione fanfic: | Draco's parents - |
| me: | DEAD |
| dramione fanfic: | Ron Weasley - |
| me: | CHEATED ON HERMIONE WITH LAVENDER |
| me: | IN THEIR BED |
| me: | ALSO HE KILLED CROOKSHANKS |
| me: | AND THEN CALLED HERMIONE A FRIGID BITCH |
| dramione fanfic: | Ginny was - |
| me: | MARRIED TO HARRY |
| me: | OR FUCKING BLAISE ZABINI |
| dramione fanfic: | Draco fell in love with Hermione when - |
| me: | SHE PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE |
MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS
TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS
PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE
LIZARDS-
WHAT THE FUCK
WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS
THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG
THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT
WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK
AND MORE LIZARDS
FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER
WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS
HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE
ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER
AND THIS GUY
AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO
AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING
JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS
BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD
WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.
omg
(Source: fairy-wren, via luvvalexander)
Get out, get out, get out of my head!
remestia asked: you're a great person :)
Aww, thanks.
Conceited side: Pssh, it’s about time someone notices!
(Source: nevereveryou)
Put on you Sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there
Get out the brilliantine and dime cigars
We’re gonna find adventure in evening air!
Girls in white
In a perfumed night
Where the lights are as bright as the stars!
